Mr perfect

Mr perfect

Mr perfect Friday´s Joke of the day! I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong. 🙂 (Yo nunca cometo errores … creí que lo había hecho una vez; pero estaba equivocado.) 😀 Happy Friday...
Long nose

Long nose

Long nose Friday´s Joke of the day! Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? A: Cause then it would be a foot! Q: ¿Por qué una nariz no puede ser 12 pulgadas de largo? R: Porque entonces sería un pie! Happy Friday...
Nuns

Nuns

Nuns Friday´s Joke of the day! Did you hear about the nun who quit smoking? . . . she kicked her «Habit»! Has oído lo de la monja que paro de fumar? … dejo su «hábito» Happy Friday...
One dog in the pub

One dog in the pub

One dog in the pub Friday´s Joke of the day! A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, «Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please». The barman says, «Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!» The dog replies, «Why?...
The Zen Master

The Zen Master

The Zen Master Friday´s Joke of the day! A Zen Master was in New York city. Feeling hungry her went to a hot dog stand and said to the vender: – Make me one with everything After receiving the hot dog the master paid with a 20 dollar bill. The vender put it in...