Long nose

Long nose

Friday´s Joke of the day! Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? A: Cause then it would be a foot! Q: ¿Por qué una nariz no puede ser 12 pulgadas de largo? R: Porque entonces sería un pie! Happy Friday...
Nuns

Nuns

Friday´s Joke of the day! Did you hear about the nun who quit smoking? . . . she kicked her “Habit”! Has oído lo de la monja que paro de fumar? … dejo su “hábito” Happy Friday...
One dog in the pub

One dog in the pub

Friday´s Joke of the day! A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat. He says to the barman, “Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please”. The barman says, “Wow, that’s amazing! You should join the circus!” The dog replies,...
The Zen Master

The Zen Master

Friday´s Joke of the day! A Zen Master was in New York city. Feeling hungry her went to a hot dog stand and said to the vender: – Make me one with everything After receiving the hot dog the master paid with a 20 dollar bill. The vender put it in the till and...